i floop the pig

On a newer computer, that outline would have taken me three minutes. On Jake, that outline took me 15 minutes. Microsoft Word makes him run so terribly slow. 

Great, now I feel like crying because I’ll be getting a new computer soon and probably won’t ever use him anymore. FUCK. CRYING NOW. GOOD NIGHT. It’s not even 2 am why am I emotional about this? 

I blame Toy Story. Well, I can’t do that. I’ve always been too attached to inanimate objects, even before I ever saw Toy Story. Those movies just made it worse. 

YOU’RE NOT INANIMATE, JAKE. I LOVE YOU AND PROMISE TO NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE IN A BOX TO COLLECT DUST. 

OMFG THIS IS SEIOURSLY VERY PATHETIC THAT I AM CRYIN OVER THINS> :((((((

I hate my hair today. Seriously I wanted to set it on fire. It refused to do anything I wanted it to. Sometimes I legitimately consider shaving it all off and just wearing hats all the time, but I could never do that. I just need a hair cut, because I’m at the awkward middle stage between long and short and I’m all shaggy and ugh. I just hate it. 

academician:

6 - I fucking hate winky faces. They just ruin everything and make it sound suggestive.

Examples:

I’ll be with you in a sec, I just need to get some clean sheets from the dryer ;)

Hey! My parents just went out to Red Lobster ;)

Did you find that exam easy? ;)

Some guy just mugged me ;)

I’m busy ;)

Just realized that I turned in three papers this week and all of them had 2011 in the dateline. Wow, I haven’t done that since middle school. 

for-riverandcrowley replied to your post: Wow…

That episode was golden. Golden. Easily one of my favourite episodes of all time.